conversations in a hospital #9

during bathing

patient: how old are you?
me: 32
patient: why do you look 17?
me: genes, i guess
patient: what are your friends going to say when you tell them you bathe old men?

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on dating

(me, wearing glasses)
patient: men don't make passes at girls with glasses

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on hospital food

me: aren't you hungry?
patient: let me put it this way, the food here is less than desirable.